The Holy Empire of Old Order Of Bubba is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor The Red Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.495 billion Bubbans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of minas morgul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Old Order Of Bubban economy, worth 902 trillion Bubba coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 258,317 Bubba coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,232,741 per year while the poor average 4,883, a ratio of 457 to 1.

Fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, international trade can be a pain to deal with, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Order Of Bubba's national animal is the Lesser Bubba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bubbism.

Old Order Of Bubba is ranked 25,001^st in the world and 12^th in The Eternal Order for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,427.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.